INBETWEENERS DANCE GO!!

one direction is your boyfriends? oh, we share the same one! high five!

  • Me: MOM
  • My mom: WHAT
  • Me: WE NEED TO MOVE TO ENGLAND
  • My mom: WHY
  • Me: BECAUSE THE HOUSE NEXT TO ZAYN'S IS UP FOR SALE.
  • My mom: WE ARE NOT MOVING TO ENGLAND
  • Me: BUT MOM, THIS IS HOW IT BEGINS. I'LL BE SITTING ON THE PORCH, READING A BOOK, WHEN NIALL PULLS INTO ZAYN'S DRIVEWAY AND HE'LL BE WALKING UP THE SIDEWALK TO THE FRONT DOOR WHEN HE'LL SEE ME READING AND BE LIKE "NICE WEATHER, HUH" AND ILL LOOK UP AND BE LIKE "YEAH, ITS REALLY NICE OUT TODAY" AND WE'LL START HAVING A BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE AND THEN HE'LL ASK FOR MY NUMBER, WHICH I'LL GLADLY GIVE IT TO HIM, AND WE'LL START TALKING AND THEN WE'LL FALL MADLY IN LOVE AND START DATING AND GET INTO A HUGE ARGUMENT AND BREAK UP BUT THEN HE'LL REALIZE THAT HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME SO HE'LL SHOW UP IN THE POURING RAIN AND PLEAD FOR MY FORGIVENESS WHICH I WILL GRACIOUSLY GIVE HIM AND THEN AFTER YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER, WE'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES. THIS IS MY FUTURE, MOM, WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
  • My mom:
  • Me:
  • My mom:
  • Me:
  • My mom: you need to get out more.